AmEmAmEmFCFFG
[Verse 1]
AmEmAm
You could ride a unicorn to school
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And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don’t!)
AmEmAm
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
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That makes sense and that's fair (no it’s not!)
AmEmAmEm
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts
FCFFG
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
[Pre-Chorus 1]
AmEmAmEm
Vroom vroom
FCF
Fuck you (fuck you!)
FGAmEmAmFCF
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
FGAmEmAmFCF
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
[Chorus 1]
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCFFG
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
[Verse 2]
N.C.
If you're from another land then come here
FCFFG
You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!)
AmEmAm
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
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You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado)
AmEmAmEm
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
FCFFG
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds
[Pre-Chorus 2]
AmEmAmEm
Cha-ching
FCF
Fuck you (fuck you!)
FGAmEmAmFCF
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
FGAmEmAmFCF
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
[Chorus 2]
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCFFG
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
[Bridge]
FC
Twinkle, twinkle little star
DmAmFCDmAm
How I wish the world was different
FC
Where who you love and who you are
DmG
Was nobody’s fucking business
[Chorus 3]
N.C.
What if rich, white, straight men
FCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FGAmEm
What if rich, white, straight men
AmEmFCF
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
FG
What if