Rich White Straight Men

Am  Em  Am  Em
F   C   F   F G


[Verse 1]
Am               Em         Am
You could ride a unicorn to school
           Em                   F          C         F       F G
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare   (no you don’t!)
    Am            Em                  Am
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
Em                   F           C          F     F G
That makes sense and that's fair   (no it’s not!)
    Am            Em            Am            Em
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts
            F             C              F              F   G
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car


[Pre-Chorus 1]
Am       Em    Am  Em
   Vroom vroom
F       C         F
   Fuck you (fuck you!)
F    G  Am Em Am                   F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
F     G     Am Em Am              F C  F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her


[Chorus 1]
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F         F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)


[Verse 2]
N.C.
If you're from another land then come here
                          F    C          F      F G
You won't have to climb a wall   (yes you will!)
    Am           Em              Am
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
             Em               F    C          F     F G
You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado)
    Am           Em           Am           Em
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
              F            C              F                  F      G
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds


[Pre-Chorus 2]
Am     Em    Am  Em
   Cha-ching
F       C         F
   Fuck you (fuck you!)
F    G  Am Em Am                   F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
F     G     Am Em Am              F C  F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her


[Chorus 2]
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F         F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)


[Bridge]
F                C
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Dm             Am                  F  C  Dm  Am
How I wish the world was different
      F                C
Where who you love and who you are
Dm           G
Was nobody’s fucking business


[Chorus 3]
N.C.
What if rich, white, straight men
                         F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G  Am           Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am              Em       F      C         F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
F    G
What if