(Riff 1) D to A
E|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|-------0----|
A|-0-2-4------|
E|------------|

(Riff 2) A to D
E|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|-0----------|
A|---4-2-0----|
E|------------|



 D
No need to tell me
       A             D     D7
I can tell it's all over
       G                           D    D7
I can see that our love's on the rocks
      G 
I've known for some time
          D           G
That the passion was dying
           E                E             A     (Riff 1)
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped

     D        A             D     D7
And fucking? Fucking forget it
              G                        D     D7
May as well feed this here bone to the dog
       G             
And me heart is are breaking
        D              G
And me love spuds are aching
         D            (Riff 2)
And I'm missing you..
A            D
Sucking me cock


 D                             A          D       D7
I've lost count of the pearl necklaces I give ya
         G                           D    D7
And the facials from the odd tonsil prod
    G           G
And I miss the way
        D           G
You'd smile as you gargle
            E                        A    (Riff 1)
Hold your nose and then swallow the lot

                D          A     D                D7
Now there's an unemployed sign, pinned on me fly
         G                      D       D7
And me zipper's all rusty and locked
      G                             D             G
And I miss your sweet lips, doing tricks with me dick
         D              (Riff 2)
And I'm missing you..
    A        D      D7
Sucking me cock


               G 
Since you've stopped giving head
           
I've been wanking instead
            D
Till I've near-worn the fucking knob off
         E
And me gonads are hurting

They're bulging near bursting
          A                        A7       (Riff 1)
Now the sucking and slurping have stopped


        D
Can't wank fast enough, cause it keeps backing up
            G                        D        D7
Since your spittle has dried on me knob
        G                        D            G
And me sphincter's missing your finger
          D            (Riff 2)
And I'm missing you..
     A       D
Sucking me cock
         G                        D           G
And me sphincter's missing your finger
            D              (Riff 2)
While I'm missing you..
     A       D      G    A    D
Sucking me cock