A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D A
A happy Christmas high
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And, so was I
[Verse 1]
A
Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
D
Untill last Christmas night
A F#
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
B E
When I looked up into the sky
A
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
D
Headin' straight for my place
A F#
Crashed and burned in my backyard
E
Woah Santa was off his face
[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D A
A happy Christmas high
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And, so was I
[Verse 2]
A
Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
D A
When he dropped in outta the blue…
F#
In a bettered old sled full of whacky weed
B E
And six bent reindeer too
A
Now you might think
D A
That I'm makin' this up
D A
But you can think what you like
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And so was I
[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D A
A happy Christmas high
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And, so was I
[Verse 3]
A
Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
D A
Shit faced maggotted stoned And
F# B
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
E
He offered me a cone
A
Well then I strapped him back
D
In that battered old sled
A
N'after one more toke of the bong
And a crack of the whip
F#
and a 'Come you bastards'
B E
Santa Clause was gone
[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D A
A happy Christmas high
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And, so was I
C
[Outro]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D A
A happy Christmas high
F# E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
A
And, so was II
