A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A             F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B                       E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D                 A
A happy Christmas high
            F#               E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     A
And, so was I

[Verse 1]
A
Thought I'd stopped believin' in Santa
D
Untill last Christmas night
A                                    F#
I was havin' a quiet little cone on me own
B                        E
When I looked up into the sky
A
I saw this sleigh comin' outta controle
D
Headin' straight for my place
A                       F#
Crashed and burned in my backyard
E
Woah Santa was off his face

[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A             F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B                       E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D                 A
A happy Christmas high
            F#               E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     A
And, so was I

[Verse 2]
A
Yeah Santa was wrecked a total mess
D                            A
When he dropped in outta the blue…
                       F#
In a bettered old sled full of whacky weed
   B               E
And six bent reindeer too
A
Now you might think
D                    A
That I'm makin' this up
            D              A
But you can think what you like
F#                           E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
             A
And so was I

[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A             F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B                       E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D                 A
A happy Christmas high
            F#               E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     A
And, so was I

[Verse 3]
A
Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas
D                           A
Shit faced maggotted stoned And
F#                                B
When I helped him untagle his reindeer
                  E
He offered me a cone
A
Well then I strapped him back
D
In that battered old sled
A
N'after one more toke of the bong

And a crack of the whip
     F#
and a 'Come you bastards'
B                E
Santa Clause was gone

[Chorus]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A             F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B                       E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D                 A
A happy Christmas high
            F#               E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     A
And, so was I

C

[Outro]
A
Santa was stoned at Christmas
D
How'd he get that high
A             F#
And what's he feedin' them reindeers
B                       E
That makes the bastards fly
A
I shared a cone with Santa
D                 A
A happy Christmas high
            F#               E
Santa was stoned at Christmas time
     A
And, so was II