The Apprentice

Intro:
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Gotta getta job get a real good 
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job gotta get an apprenticeship son,
That's what me old man told me he 
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said you'll thank me when ya done,
The lyin' lazy old dole bludger he's
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 never had a job in his life,
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And he's never been a fuckin' 
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apprentice and he dunno what it's 
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like...


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When they pull me pants down 'round
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 me ankles shave me pubic hair,
Grease me balls with old sump oil 
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and chain me to a chair,
Hoist me up on the workshop roof and
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 turn the fire hose on,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.
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What is he?  He's only the 
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apprentice and we're only havin' 
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fun.


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Yeah then it's off to the store 
with an order form for a bucket of 
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weldin' sparks,
And a left handed hammer and a cork 
screw spanner and a sheet of broken 
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glass,
And a can of striped paint to paint 
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the sky hook ta hang me push bike 
on,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.


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Yeah then it's off to the office in
 me underpants for a dip in the 
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typin' pool,
And see if they've got some plastic 
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wrap for a female fattenin' tool,
Or a cheesy muff burger with heaps 
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of sauce and a randy tart for lunch,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.


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That's why they pull me pants down 
'round me ankles shave me pubic 
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hair,
Grease me balls with old sump oil 
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and chain me to a chair,
Hoist me up on the workshop roof 
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then turn the fire hose on,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.


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Some one shit in me sandwich box 
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pissed in me thermos flask,
Singed me eyebrows off with an oxy 
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torch stuck an air hose up me arse,
Pinched the wheels off me fuckin' 
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push bike peirced me ear with a 
rivet gun,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.


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Yeah I'm only the apprentice and 
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I've put up with all this shit,
And I'll get through this 
apprenticeship if these arse'oles 
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let me live,
And I can hardly wait for the day 
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'till I'm a tradesman too,
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And I'll get me a fuckin' 
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apprentice... he he... ya know what 
I'm gonna do?


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I'm gonna pull his pants down 
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'round his ankles shave his pubic 
hair,
Grease his balls with old sump oil 
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and chain him to a chair,
Hoist 'im up on the workshop roof 
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and turn the fire hose on,
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He's only the apprentice and we're 
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only havin' fun.
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What is he?  He's only the 
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apprentice and we're only havin' 
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fun.
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Big finish, He's only the 
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apprentice and we're only havin' 
fun.


Riff: 
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