Got Character

We were looking forward to our field trip at the aquarium
There was a little line
But we were feeling fine
Getting ready for a whale of a time

We were waiting
Then we waited some more
Then more waiting, waiting
Inching closer to the door

We were patient
But then we were stunned (okay, go, go, go!)
When these blinged-out clowns
Cut straight to the front!

No!
Why you gotta do us like that?
It wasn't very cool!

Then we were sitting at the sea show
But we couldn't really see, no
Made our way down to the splash zone
So humble, we were so humble, whoa!

There was plenty of splash to share
But we were told to get lost by tuft pierre
Renée: You're too poor, be gone, dry child!

The only thing that's poor is that hairstyle!
Oh
Burn!
Whoa!

Kiff, you're our hero!
I don't remember her saying that

Okay, I didn't really say that
I only thought about it later on the drive back

We were just sick of 'em talking all of that smack
Being uncool, turning their noses up at table town school
So we said
Whatcha all think about this?

Step right up and put your money where your mouth is!
Dance-off, dance-off, we want a dance-off!
Dance-off, dance-off, we want a dance-off!

We'll settle this once and for all, with a dance-off!
Our principal versus yours in a dance-off!

Cue the interview
Principal secretary interview clip
I just have a few humble words to say about how far I've come
Thanks to give, to someone without whom I wouldn't be standing here today
My two incredible legs
Their moves are going to blow your minds "
No! Helen, Helen, I recorded that earlier!

Uh, Helen? Uh, I'm not built for this!
Ah!
That'll teach him!

What have I done?

Everyone! I have something huge and terrible to confess
We didn't beat tuft Pierre fair and square
Want me to cut to commercial?
No, no, keep rolling this is good stuff
We used magic socks, okay? We cheated I'm sorry

I wanted to prove that we were better than them
I roped you in, and I didn't care
They really got to me

I couldn't let things be
We didn't need to cheat
We already had them beat, 'cause

We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!
We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!

I mean, who cares if this guy can't dance?
He's not a dancer! He, he's a principal!
A principal who organizes humble field trips and makes the most of them
And, and does other things that principals do

I dunno, safety vest stuff?
Pencils?
I'd rather go to a school filled with real people where
Where the beautiful drama teacher helps a principal who in no way can dance
Like, whatsoever, at all! So sing with me!

We got character
We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy!
We got character
We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy!

We got character
We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy!
We got character
We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy!

We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!

We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!
We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!

We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy! I resign)
We got character, we got pride, (what?)

And that's something that money can't buy! (I also resign)
We got character, we got pride, (hey, that's the witch from the incident!)
And that's something that money can't buy! (witch incident?)
We got character, we got pride

And that's something that money can't buy!
We got character, we got pride
Well, thanks to everyone for tuning into this epic mid-season event of dancing on the tables!
Goodnight, folks! And remember
Dance like all of table town's watching

And that's something that money can't buy!
We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!

We got character, we got pride
And that's something that money can't buy!