I'm a Man

It's not my fault I was born a man
Come on, Zeus
Take my hand
Jump on my back
'Cause I'm the man

Pass me a black napkin, please
Dropped out of college, don't have a degree
And I can't get a date
It's not my fault
I'm not bringing home the juice
I'm not bringing home the bacon
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
So what if I like the big truck?
So what if I like the big truck?
Giddy up, giddy up
Don't call me toxic
Just 'cause I like your butt

It's not my fault I was born a man
Come on, Zeus
Take my hand
Jump on my back
'Cause I'm the man

I'm not ideal
I'm a person
I won the war, but lost my way
But I can buy
As much as anyone
I'd like to shave my beard just so
Manicure my nails
Put on a skirt
But at the end of the day
I lost my way
Don't make me have to hide
Or explain
What I am inside
(Don't make me hide, don't make me hide)

It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
I'm a man
Don't make me hide
Don't make me hide
I'm a man
I'm a man
I'm a man
I'm a man
(I'm a man, I'm a man)

It's not my fault
I'm a man
It's good enough for Nancy
Good enough for Nancy
I'm supposed to save you
But you got a job
You got a degree
And I'm just a fucking slob
You got your Audi
You got an Audi
It's not my fault, it's not my fault

(I'm a man, I'm a man)
(I'm a man, I'm a man)
(I'm a man)
Don't throw it away
Don't throw it away