Im Fine

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Sally Monelli met Milli Vanilli
Db
They all got real sick and ran for 
hillbillies
    Ab
And Beverly Cleary told me a story
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Now I honk for Beezus in all of her 
glory
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Jesus he came and turned water to 
wine
Db
I turned it back and now 
everything's fine
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Except for the fact that I lost my 
friend
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But the ends justify the means in 
the end

[Chorus]
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And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb   Db        Ab        Eb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

[Verse 2]
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Double entendres get lost in the 
tundra
Db
Sometimes I'm lion-o, sometimes I'm 
mumra
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Sometimes it's clear and sometimes
              Eb
 I don't understand anything
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And I get all wrapped up in the 
obsessive genes (jeans)
   Db
My hand me down mother burst at the 
seams
Ab
And it's no wonder that year after 
year
Eb
Little fred savagely drove me to 
tears

[Chorus]
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And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
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I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

[Verse 3]
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Milli Vanilli met Liza Minelli
Db
They got really giddy acted all 
silly
Ab                           Eb
Sang me a song I didn't understand
      Eb
And I started to fly in slow motion
Db
Flew to the bottom unplugged the 
ocean
Ab
Embossed and frosted and toasted and
 tanned
          Eb
With your cock on my sleeve, my 
heart in your hand

[Chorus]
    Eb   Db        Ab        Eb
And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb   Db        Ab        Eb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb   Db         Ab        Eb
I am fine, I am fine, I'm fine
Eb   Db        Ab        Eb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb   Db         Ab        Eb
I am fine, I am fine, I'm fine

[Verse 4]
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Sally Monelli and Milli Vanilli
Db
And Liza Minelli, Slaviter Maleeni
Ab
Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minnillo
Eb
All live together under my pillow

[Chorus]
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I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb
I am fine, I'm fine this time around