The Beer
Kimya Dawson
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Em G the beer i had for breakfast was aD Em bottle of mad dogG D and my 20/20 vision was fiftyEm percent offG you said punch-buggy red andD Em punched me right in my left eyeG i said don't you mean pediddle? andD Em i lit his house on fire [Verse]Em G D he came home on acid i wasEm holding his shotgunG i was dressed like tina turner inD Em beyond thunder domeG he said don't shoot, i said i won'tD Em i love you you're my friendG D i handed him my wig and shotEm myself in the headG then i stuffed a box of tissues inD Em the hole in my skullG D i got in my mazda and i drove toEm the mallG i got a big johnson shirt and someD Em silicone titsG when i pulled out the tissues theyD Em were covered with shit [Chorus]Em G and the beer i had for breakfastD Em was a box of cheap white wineG and the boom box on my shoulder wasD Em a box of clementinesG i ate every single one withoutD Em noticing the moldG you said you're gross my darling, iD Em said no i'm rock and rollContinues after the ad[Verse]Em G D even though i'd never ever beenEm in a bandG D i got cool as black ice tattooedEm on my handG and the christians gave me comicD Em books as if i would be scaredG of burning in hell well i wasD Em already there [Chorus]Em G and the beer i had for breakfastD Em silver bullet in the brainG and the beer i had for lunch was aD Em bottle of night trainG and the beer i had for dinner wasD Em my crazy neighbor's pillsG we had to sit down on skateboardsD Em jut to make it down the hill [Bridge]Em G D then i peed my pants and youEm stole the groom's cigarG and some old man made me watch himD Em masturbate locked in his carG when i got back to the apartmentD Em you were face down on the floorG you said don't go to bed yet let'sD Em go get a 64 [Chorus]Em G and the beer i had had forD Em breakfast was a pint of jim beamG and a fifth of peach schnapps andD Em some warm sunny dG D and you said bottoms up just as iEm bottomed outG i tried to scream fuck you butD Em blood was pouring out my mouth [Verse]Em G D evan dando never planned onEm telling you the truthG D and your leonardo i.d. card isEm your fountain of youthG D you can be a teenager for yourEm whole fucking lifeG just find some pretty sucker andD Em make that bitch your wifeG i guess by now you all know myD Em friend danny broke his neckG he was driving home from sirensD Em when he got into a wreckG D first i cried for him and then iEm cried for meG D haunted by the ghost of the girl iEm used to beG D but the rocks with holes are warmEm in my handsG D and i buried my toes in the hotEm hot sandG D and the silver pink pony kisses meEm and saysG D you've come a long, long way andEm you deserve to be really happy