Will You Be Me

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I wonder if you've ever seen
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the way the man in the lookout 
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house looks at me
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before he takes out his teeth and 
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asks me to sign the wall
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and i sign his wall with a heel of 
bread
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dipped in green listerine
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and then i kiss him on the head
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and leave through the door in the 
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floor
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as he starts to fall down dead

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i've got a pocket full of quarters 
and i'm headed for the woods
i'm gonna play miss pac man in a 
puddle of mud
i'm not gonna lose my shoes unless i
 start to cry
and the man in the moon said i'm not
 left handed
and he did a swan dive to the 
promise land
while you were lost in my bob hope 
diamond eyes

there's scary topiary to the left of
 the pool
the trail to the right goes back to 
middle school
i'm trying to read what the flashing
 red letters say
they say lowest common destiny and 
so i run away
'cause i can't make the grade when 
i'm on display
here comes the man with the 
laminated plan
for the vince mcmahon expressway

will you be me? will you be me?
wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
write my mommy, do my homework,
feed my babies, fight my crazies

will you be me? will you be me?
wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
write my mommy, do my homework,
feed my babies, fight my crazies

my cat came back life, turned into a
 skunk
kissed my dog and he got drunk
when i tried to pet her she turned 
into a beam of light
pam and susie were there i said i 
miss you
but they didn't hear me
the ground started bouncing so i 
jumped up trying
to feel like an angel flying
watch out for the power lines
unless you wanna die