E|--0-0--0-0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0---0--|
B|--1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1-----------------------1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1---1--|
G|--2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2---2--|
D|--2-2--2-2-2-2-----------2-----------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------2-----------2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2---2--|
A|--0-0--0-0-0-0-------2-3---3-2-------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-------2-3---3-2-------0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0---0--|
E|--x-x--x-x-x-x---1-3-----------3-1---x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x---1-3-----------3-1---x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x---x--|


[Verse]

           Am                         F
there's a place where everyone can be happy
               C                                    G
it's the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin' world
      Am                                 F
it's made of candy canes and planes and bright, red choo choo trains
         C                            G
and the meanest little boys the most innocent little girls
         Am                       F
and you know, I wish that I could go there
        C                    G
it's a road that I have not found
       Am                   F
and I wish you the best of luck, dear,
        C                G
drop a card or letter to my side of town


[Chorus]

               F                        E
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
    F                       E                 G
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
    Am     G D Am
and you
        F               G
painted my entire world
    Am   G D Am
but I
                F                                 G
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C.          Intro riff
and I won't forget it


[Verse]

   Am                                  F
there's a place where everyone can be right
      C                             G
even though you remain determined to be opposed
  Am                         F
admittance requires no qualifications
            C                              G
it's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
     Am                       F
so please try not to be impatient
        C                    G
for we all hate standing in line
     Am                                         F
and when the farm is good and bought you'll be there without a thought
     C                        G
and eternity my friend, is a long fuckin' time


[Chorus]

               F                        E
'cause there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
    F                       E                 G
but baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send
    Am     G D Am
and you
        F               G
painted my entire world
    Am   G D Am
but I
                F                                 G
don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
N.C.          Intro riff
and I won't forget it