Dum Surfer

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Gmaj7 (A) 3X443X
Gmaj7 (B) X-10-12-11-12-X


[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Dumb surfer is giving me his cash
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Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash
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Man this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash
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Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash

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He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash
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Shot the lot for credit and never got it back
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He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed
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That cat got slashed in half like that

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As venus completes orbit, I'm feeling slightly mashed
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The stir fry didnât absorb it, I need another slash
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She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat
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Remembering her face but that's the end of that

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I'm a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs
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Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab
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In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed
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With a girl from Slovak in a European cab

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From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed
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If we were commuting, this train would fucking crash
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Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash
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Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods

[Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 2]
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As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash
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This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed
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The driver's speaking and the car is still intact
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It was only minor, well that's the end of that
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Girl, that's the end of that as I know
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Girl, some things you don't know
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[Otro]
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Dumb surfer, don't suffer
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Dumb surfer, don't suffer
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Dumb surfer, don't suffer
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Dumb surfer, don't suffer

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Ay, some things won't change for a while
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Keep me, keep me as the villain
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But my prayer, you don't own