Meditation Is Boring

(spoken against a background of drawn-out "om"s)
Hey, you know what?
You know what's really boring?
This.
This is really boring.
Meditation is boring.
Damn!
So dull.
So boring.
Meditation is boring.
Buddha � why does meditation have to be so boring?
This is really boring.
Oh � oh, wait. I think something � I think something is happening.
No. Nothing is happening. This is boring.
Meditation is boring.
This is probably what death is like.
I bet being dead is really boring. Like this.
This is boring.
Meditation is boring.