Get Your Biscuits In The Oven

D                A
You uppity women I don't understand
                            D
Why you gotta go and try to act like
 a man,
But before you make your weekly 
G
visit to the shrink
             A
You'd better occupy the kitchen, 
liberate the sink.

[Chorus]
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
           A
your buns in the bed
                    D
That's what I to my baby said,
                      G
Women's liberation is a-going to 
your head,
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
      A           D
your buns in the bed.

[Verse]
                           A
Early every morning you're out on 
the street
                         D
Passing out pamphlets to everyone 
you meet.
                        G
You gave up your Maiden Form for 
Lent
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            A
And now the front of your dress has 
an air scoop vent.
D                             A
Every single great man that's ever 
come along
                          D
Had a little woman always tellin' 
him that he's wrong.
                             G
Eve said to Adam, 'Here's an apple 
you hoss'
    A
And Delilah defoliated Samson's 
moss.

[Chorus]
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
      A
your buns in the bed
                    D
That's what I to my baby said,
                      G
Women's liberation is a-going to 
your head,
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
      A           D
your buns in the bed.

[Verse]
                        A
Mean-minded harpies are breaking all
 the laws
Tearing up their girdles and 
D
a-burning up their bras,
                             G
Now the air is dirty and the sex is 
clean
         A
And your coffee makes my hair turn 
green.
   D                        A
So damn emancipated in your mind and
 your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your 
D
lessons in karate.
                         G
If you can't love a male chauvinist
             A
You'd better cross me off your 
shopping list.

[Chorus]
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
      A
your buns in the bed
                    D
That's what I to my baby said,
                      G
Women's liberation is a-going to 
your head,
         D                       
Get your biscuits in the oven and 
      A           D
your buns in the bed.