E
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
E
Comin' right out of his nose
B
He pick and pick till it made you sick
B        E
But back again it grows

[Chorus]
E
Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
E
Comin' right out of his nose
B
He pick and pick till it made you sick
B         E
But back again it grows

[Verse]
E
When it's cotton picking time in Texas
E          A              E
Boys, it's booger picking time for Ben
E    A                 E
He'd raise that finger mean and hostile
E
Stick it in that waiting nostril
E
Here he comes with a green one once again

[Spoken]
N.C.
All right, pick it, Eric

[Chorus]
E
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
E
Comin' right out of his nose
B
He pick and pick till it made you sick
B        E
But back again it grows

[Spoken]
N.C.
Everybody!

[Chorus]
E
Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
E
Comin' right out of his nose
B
He pick and pick till it made you sick
B        E
But back again it grows!