Henchmen

B             F#                
I hope you've got a health care 
G#m             F#           E
plan and if you don't I understand
                              G    
But I got a question for ya', does 
             F#m            B
your hideout have a covered lot?
               F#                
And here's the hours I'm looking 
G#m              F#              
for, a part time shift from noon 
   E
to four
                               G   
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when
           F#
 I Dungeon Master for my friends

B             F#                
Do I qualify for this?, Well let
G#m             F#           E
 me tell you what you've missed
                      G            
I fired lasers from a sub, one year
   F#m                 B
 I blew a whole bridge up
          F#                
I spent a month up on the moon, 
G#m           F#           E
raised in rank peon to goon
I could've gone much higher, except 
G               F#           
for the fact my boss was burned 
     A
a-live

By a man shooting magma from his 
hands
         E                       
I saw my job go up in a flame and 
        B
it's a shame

[Chorus]
                     F#            
I'm curious what you pay and I 
        A
could start today
Have faith in what's inside like 
E                            B
Cringer turning in to Battle Cat
             F#                 
So here I am again and with this 
       A
leaky pen I summarize my skill set
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E                          G     
Realize my path in life is set: 
    F#          B
I'll always be a henchman

[Verse]
B             F#                
You ask me what it is I'd do if 
G#m             F#        E
I saw someone steal from you
                              G    
I'd stab him in his back and take 
             F#m            B
it for myself, of course, you see
               F#                
I know that's what you'd want to 
G#m              F#             E
hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear
                          G      
Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll 
           F#m
eat your bill alive
       A
So you better call now before he 
heads underground
             E                   
To fight the troglodytes in their 
                       B
cave, he's got a full plate

[Chorus]
            F#                    
Is there 401k? And dental would be 
A
great
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've
 E
 got bum knees not lions to stand on
B            F#                  
So here I am again, I love the 
                A
feng shui in this den
I've worked for Psycho Possum. 
E
Compared to his your place is 
awesome
G         F#          B
Oh, I'll always be a henchman

[Bridge]
A
Other guys have weeks vacations
  E                               
I work for dudes with lacerations 
A        E
on their faces
      A
These people they have aspirations
     E
They want to rule a private nation
         A                   E    
When the screws you have are 
       E              B
loose, what else you gonna do?

[Verse]
B                    F#m         
Appreciate your time today, 
                    G#m
there's not much more to say

Hope I'm what you're looking for 
though
E
You'll find I'm handy just like 
Panthro

[Chorus]
G        F#m            B
Oh, I'll always be henchman
B           G        F#m        
Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a
    B
 henchman
B                       G        
Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll 
F#m            B
always be a henchman
B             G        F#m      
This is who I am, I'll always be
      B
 a henchman