Unlucky

A mole that's skewered through the brain
A moose quite clinically insane
Why is it always funny when innocence is so unlucky?

Anteaters bursting from inside
A beaver sliced and diced and fried
So many options for the carnage that we're always counting on

And on it goes with furry bodies strewn across the streets and parking lots
They never see it coming but it always does
And when it's here it's hard to stop the joy that comes from seeing
Organs on a spring
Head stuck in a hive
Molten lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiations best, when no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler through the head with candies on the ground

And on it goes with furry bodies strewn across the streets and parking lots
They never see it coming but it always does
And when it's here it's hard to stop the joy that comes from
The joy that comes from seeing
Organs on a spring
Head stuck in a hive
Molten lava drowning
Cuteness bleeding from the eyes
Asphyxiations best, when no one is around
Watch out for a sprinkler through the head with candies on the ground