Anti-Dentite

My dentist is a little prick
He never shuts his fucking mouth
and always makes me open mine

He'll put your kid under the gas
Then violate his little ass
That fucker should be doing time

And when he makes me gag,
I feel like I'm at fault but I'm the fucking victim
Mr. Thirsty comes out
I get dry mouth and really not the good kind

I hope he croaks!
I hope he chokes on that little mirror he slides down my throat
And that's the truth!
I hope this douche gets a root canal that's long overdue
How long must we take this bullshit?
He's poking, scratching, I'm bleeding out the mouth
What's more is that I'm quite sure
That DMD on the wall is just for show

He takes his time and doesn't care about the pain I feel (whoa oh oh oh ohh ohhhh)
I hope he knows this isn't covered by my HMO (whoa oh oh oh ohh ohhhh)

And when he you see his face
After you tell him you're not a daily flosser
He'll unleash hell on your teeth
He's just pissed off 'cause he's not a fucking doctor!

I hope he croaks!
I hope he chokes on that little mirror he slides down my throat
And that's the truth!
I hope this douche gets a root canal that's long overdue
How long must we take this bullshit?
He's poking, scratching, I'm bleeding out the mouth
What's more is that I'm quite sure
That DMD on the wall is just for show

I hope he chokes, I hope he croaks
I hope he chokes, I hope he croaks
I hope he chokes, I hope he croaks
I hope he chokes, I hope he dies! (Fucking dies!)

How long must we take this bullshit?
He's poking, scratching, I'm bleeding out the mouth
What's more is that I'm quite sure
That DMD on the wall is just for show
That DMD on the wall is just for show
That DMD on the wall is just for show
This I know!