C
There was a man
          Am
He had a chicken farm
   F
He did it right and he knew it was right
          G
Where the money would flow in
C                                          Am
His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy
                         F
He said son you're gonna die on this chicken farm
       G
So you better get used to shoveling manures and

[Verse 2]
C               Am
One day he went home
          F
And his wife was sucking some dick
                G
From one of his homeboys
       C                       Am
And he said why'd you do it to me
         F                    G
She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave
            C
And so they fucked for a second
    Am
And finally they quieted
    F
She cooked up some fried chicken
         G
And they started moving silent
            C
Through the kitchen to some old song
Am
They didn't know what was wrong
          F                                                  G
Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing
                                   C
And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'
                      Am
Around the kitchen at nine
F                    G
O'clock in the night

[Verse 3]
C
The next morning he said baby, don't worry
Am                                   F
I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry
                                G
I can got time for, to love on you
    C
But I gotta question for you
Am                              F
Did he stick his finger in your ass?
                           G
Like you like it, like you let me do
C                 Am
I can't handle it if you let him stick his finger in it
F
I won't have it no way in hell
G
I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail
    C
But I got some chickens that need feedin'
Am
Cows at home they need to be grazin'
F                                 G
But they won't do it without me, no
                           C
While my fucking wife is a whore
                   Am
Why do you like to suck mean dick every goddamn night
  F
I wish you weren't such a whore
    G                                       C
But I kinda like it because it makes me horny
      Am                  F      G
Baby, please come back to me
N.C.                 C
Is your mom available?