One Night Stand

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[Verse 1]
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Well, I got home this morning and 
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everything was gone
G                                  
The only thing she left me were the
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 clothes that I got on
   G                               
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight
       C                          
 but I never thought it'd come to 
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this
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So I did what any broke guy would 
       C                  G
do and jumped on Craigslist


[Chorus]
                C
I said I need a couch and a fridge 
and a mattress
C                                 
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya 
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have it
               G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain 
and a microwave
        G
I don't need the whole table, just a
 TV tray
         C                      
And if ya got one laying around, 
          C
I'll take anything that makes a 
sound
          G                        
Cause she took all the records and 
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the player too
      G                       G
If it works, that'll work... it 
ain't gotta be new
    D                              
And since she's gone, I don't need 
      C
one on each side of the bed
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand


[Verse 2]
Continues after the ad
G                                  
Well, I got a call from a guy said 
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he just saw my ad
G                                 
Said he threw his Lay-Z-Boy in the
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 alley so I made a mad dash
G                                 
And on my way to pick it up, I got
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 a random text from a lady
G                                 
She said I just saw your post. My 
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husband's s'posed to leave the 
        G
house around 8ish
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I thought aww naw this ain't good
G
That poor ok gal musta misunderstood


[Chorus]
             C
I just need a couch and a fridge and
 a mattress
C                                 
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya 
C
have it
                  G
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and 
some cutlery
                    G
And man, the whole damn house could 
use some potpourri
     C
And if there's anything cool in your
 basement
    C
Chances are, man, I got space for it
          G
And if ya got a Big Mouth Billy Bass
 I can talk to
    G                            D
Man, you oughtta let me help you out
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I can take it off your hands
                G              C
And I just need one night stand
                G              C
Yeah, I just need one night stand


[Bridge]
       Em
Man, I just need all this stuff
          D                     C
Cause I'm about to start my life 
without her
       Em                        
I just wish that I'd quit getting 
           D                     
all these pop-ups from the Casual 
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Encounters


[Chorus]
                C
I said I need a couch and a fridge 
and a mattress
C                                 
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya 
C
have it
               G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain 
and a microwave
        G
I don't need the whole table, just a
 TV tray
         C                      
And if ya got one laying around, 
          C
I'll take anything that makes a 
sound
         G                         
Cause she took all the records and 
    G
the player too
       G                     G
If it works, that'll work... it 
ain't gotta be new
    D                              
And since she's gone, I don't need 
      C
one on each side of the bed
                 G              C
Naw, I just need one night stand
                 G              C
Yeah, I just need one night stand
            G                      
Somewhere I can put this yellow 
  C
lava lamp
                  G             C
Yeah, I just need one night stand