I used to roll the dice
Feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! LOL!

One minute I held my nuts
Next my balls were closed on me
And I discovered Sans
Upon pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt
And pillars of salt

I hear Jackie Chan singing
Omae wamu shinderu!
Beat my meat
My sos

For some reason I can't explain
Why we live on a society
Where gamers don't rule the world