I used to roll the dice Feel my dick in my enemy's ass Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! LOL! One minute I held my nuts Next my balls were closed on me And I discovered Sans Upon pillars of salt And pillars of salt And pillars of salt And pillars of salt I hear Jackie Chan singing Omae wamu shinderu! Beat my meat My sos For some reason I can't explain Why we live on a society Where gamers don't rule the world