G D Em C

[Verse 1]
     G
They say that opposites attract
           D
Well I can see it now as I look back
     Em
If I wanted this

He wanted that
     C
We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats
         G
Well the thing that drove me up a tree
       D
Is the way he loved to disagree
     Em                               D
Each time we had a difference of opinion

[Chorus 1]
        C                       D
Well he liked the covers pulled down
      G
But I didn't
          C                   D
He though I should gain a few pounds
      G
And I didn't
     C                D
What finally tore our love apart
      Em          A
Was a matter of religion
C                 D
He thought he was God
      G
But I didn't

[Verse 2]
            G
Well it was more than just a lovers spat
        D
And the civil war of the thermostat
     Em
We'd wail and wail like a manaics
C
Throwin shoes and bric-a-brac
           G
Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt
           D
With those perky pecks

And that cocky smirk
Em
Standin' there
               D
Pushin' all my buttons

[Chorus 2]
        C                     D
Well he liked the toilet seat up
      G
But I didn't
           C               D
He thought I should be a C cup
      G
And I didn't
     C                D
What finally tore our love apart
      Em          A
Was a matter of religion
C                 D
He thought he was God
      G
And I didn't

[Bridge]
   D
He really though he was the man
Em
Held my whole world in his hands
          F                         C                  D
But if he ever comes down from that cloud he's sittin' on
     Am                 G
Hallelujah brothers and sisters
        D
I'll be gone

[Instrumental]
C D G
C D G

[Chorus 3]
     C                D
What finally tore our love apart
      Em          A
Was a matter of religion
C                 D
He thought he was God
          Em              A
He really liked himself a lot
C                 D
He thought he was God
      G
But I didn't