Am7
I woke up this morning
C                                  Em
Didn't recognize the man in the mirror
       G                   C            D
Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me"
     Am7            C
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
                     Em            G
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
     C                     D
Just quivering like some leaf
                         Am7
Come in the window of a restroom
                             C
I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
               Em           G
But it was a monday, no a tuesday
   C                    D
No wednesday, thursday, friday
     Am7
Then saturday came around and I said
C                                              Em        G C D
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? "

C                         Am
All he ever wanted was to be someone in life
That was just like
Em               G
All I want is to just have fun
C                   D
Live my life like a son of a gun

C                                Am
If I could be one thousand miles away
                           Am7 C Em G
And still me would I stay?

     Am7
Then I woke up one morning
C                               Em
Didn't recognize the man in the mirror
       G                   C             D
Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me"
     Am7                                     C
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair
                   Em G C D
Never was my style

    Am7                          C
But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
                 Em           G
Because it was a monday, no a tuesday
   C                    D
No wednesday, thursday, friday
     Am7
Then saturday came around and I said
C                                              Em       G
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? "
           C               D
But he was sporting all my clothes
                       Am7     C  Em  G
I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin'

C                         Am
All he ever wanted was to be a man
But he was always
 
Em
a little too cute
      G                      C     D
To be admitted under marbles lost
C                              Am
He was always a thousand miles away
                                      Am7  C  G D
While still standing in front of your face

     Am7
Then he woke up this morning
C                               Em
Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
     G                 C             D
Then laughed and said, "oh silly me, that's just me"
     Am7                       C
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
              Em                  G
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
     C
Just quivering like some leaf
D                       Am7
Come in the window of a restroom

    Am7                          C
But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
                 Em           G
Because it was a monday, no a tuesday
   C                    D
No wednesday, thursday, friday
     Am7
Then saturday came around and I said
C                                              Em       G
"who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? "
           C               D
But he was sporting all my clothes
                       Am7     C  Em  G
I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin'

I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror