Manchild

Ohhh
I'm a manchild
Once you hear what I gots to say
I go hog wild
When I don't get my way
I don't play nice
I don't like to share my toys
Don't want you messin' ‘round
With those other neighbor boys

I should have grown up by now
Have you ever tipped a cow?
Don't be thinkin' it's so strange
That I always pay with change
I don't know what to do
I can barely tie my shoe
All my bills are overdue
But I can play a mean kazoo

I'm a manchild
And I really must confess
I like your tube top
Tell me, what is your address?
We can watch your tv
With no parental controls
Do you like lucky charms?
‘Cause I can eat three bowls

You know I might go back to school
To learn to clean your pool
There's so much more to me
Hey look, let's climb that tree
I don't know what to do
I can barely tie my shoe
Can I please move in with you?
I just learned to shoot my goo

I'm a manchild
Well you please come out to play?
We can go to my house
You can meet my uncle ray
He got the puddin' cups
My mom can make grilled cheese
We can use my slip n' slide
It goes faster on your knees

I should have grown up by now
But I really don't know how
Do you think that I'm a fool,
For droppin' out of school?
There's nothin' wrong with me
As far as I can see
I just knows what I like
Can I please now ride your bike?

I'm a manchild