Water Torture

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[Verse]
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Got that catatonic feeling
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And I'm drooling on the TV
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Every now and then I think
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How long have you been gone
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And where's those groceries?

[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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I'll be discovered by explorers
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My body fossilized in torpor
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And all the while

My thoughts repeat like
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Chinese water torture

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[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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When you are gone I tend to 
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ramble on for days
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It doesn't mean, it just helps me
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 to keep my place

[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Time itself is flattened
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You come back it never happened
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Except that now
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Old man replaced your lover
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All featureless and fattened

[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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In disbelief at your misfortune you 
say
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Hell, I was only gone the weekend
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And then I burst to flames
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You see I've lived entire lives
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In a single a moment

[Chorus]
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You see, when you are gone the 
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lights go off and on all night
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The neighbors talk while I stand 
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listless in my socks
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Until I disappear from sight

[Interlude]
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[Other]
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Got that cataclysmic feeling
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Babies crawling on the ceiling
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And now I think
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Maybe we should start a family