Doctor Doctor

intro:

A, B


verse:

  E              F#   A G#   E
E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|--------------------------------
A|--------------------------------
E|-0-0-4-7-9-7-4------------------


      E                            
I've screwed alot of boilers, I've 
F#
prodded loads of tarts,
A               G#                
Stabbed some open wounds and I've 
E
split them all in half
  E                             F#
Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed
 a load of birds
A                 G#           
Shagged a lot of dogs and I've 
F#
pulled a load of skirt
            B                    
And there's been a load of whores 
           F#
when I've used a bit of force,
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A                         G#     
But they all received the benefit
     F#
 of sexual intercourse
         B                       
When they make a lot of fuss, it 
F#
makes me feel sick,
      A                        B
They want a soaking gusset and a 
more than ample dick

Chorus:
 E                      A      E 
Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I 
                    A
get laid ten times a day,
  E                          F#
I bang a lot of beaver, but let me 
be frank,
        A                     B
There's something up with my dick -
                  E
It hurts when I wank.

I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but 
its doing them some good,
If they don't like it, they can lump
 it, they've all been ugly tugs.
One bitch, she had a flat head, put 
up quite a fight,
But I found a gob to place my knob,
And a place to put my pint.
I always end up shagging a really 
smelly bag and getting down to 
business
When I just don't want to shag,

Chorus. x2


end
Sometimes I have to do it, lie back 
and think of Macc,
I'm using all this drinking time to 
service ugly crack.

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get
 laid ten times a day,
I bang a lot of beaver, but let me 
be frank,
There's something up with my dick -
It hurts when I wank.