Sweaty Betty

Intro....G D F D x 4,
        G D E D x 4

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Well, she wore big knickers,
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And she worked on a sewage farm,
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           G
I got me hand down her jeans an',
                          G      D
I nearly lost half me arm,
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    F                   D
But after ten pints,she looked quite
 fit,
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Couldn't wait to get me hands on 
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her flabby tits.
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Sweaty Betty,                x2

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So I said slap that and ride the 
         G  D  E  D
ripples,
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I've just got to get me gob round 
                    G  D  E  D
her greasy nipples,
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          F                  D
She had a massive arse, and sweaty 
breasts,
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Thirty eight chins, she were a mound
Bb
 of flesh.

        G
Sweaty Betty,
            D
She eats a lot of pies,
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Sweaty Betty,
            D
She's got enormous thighs,
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Sweaty Betty,
          D
Have you smelt her breath,
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Sweaty Betty,
               D
She'll crush A man to death         
  G  D  E  D x2.

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And I knew that she wanted me f't 
          G  D  E  D
shag her,
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So I stabbed her cunt with me 
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mutton dagger,
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I couldn't believe the size of her 
bum,
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She used to play for Wigan at the 
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back of the scrum.

                G  D  F  D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

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An' I've seen nowt like it since day
D
 I were born,
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But you know me, I'll shag owt 
that's warm
                                    
    G  D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of 
chips,