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                          Lagwagon - Obsolete Absolute
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Tabbed by: jaytee805

Tuning: Half-step down

 Alright folks, this song starts out with a cool typewriter sound effect, followed by this part, played on the
 bass, but transcribed here for the guitar:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2/7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5------------------5-2-0-2/5-5----------------------|
E|-------------------------7-5-3-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------5-------------------------------------------------|
A|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7---7-5---------------5-2-0-2/5-5~------------------|
E|-------------------------------7-5-3-0-0-0-0-------------------------------|

 Harmonics during bass intro
E|---------------0----------------<12>---------------------------------------|
B|------------------0------------<12>----------------------------------------|
G|--<5>----------------0--------<12>-----------<5>---------------------------|
D|--<5>----------------------------------------<5>---------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 The bass repeats this part twice, and then the guitars come in with this part:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---0-----------0-----------0-----------5-x-5/7-7---------------------------|
D|---0-2-0-2-2---0-2-0-2-2---0-2-0-2-2---5-x-5/7-7---------------------------|
A|-----2-0-2-2-----2-0-2-2-----2-0-2-2---3-x-3/5-5---------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---0-----------0-----------0-----------5-x-5/7-7---------------------------|
D|---0-2-0-2-2---0-2-0-2-2---0-2-0-2-2---5-x-5/7-7---------------------------|
A|-----2-0-2-2-----2-0-2-2-----2-0-2-2---3-x-3/5-5---------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---5--------7--7/9-9--5-------7--9-9---5-------7--7/9-9--5-------4---------|
D|---5--5-5---7--7/9-9--5--5-5--7--9-9---5--5-5--7--7/9-9--5--5-5--4--4-4----|
A|---3--5-5---5--5/7-7--3--5-5--5--7-7---3--5-5--5--5/7-7--3--5-5--2--4-4----|
E|------3-3----------------3-3--------------3-3---------------3-3-----2-2----|

 Play those three parts twice, and then hold the D# power chord. The lead part that ensues goes like this:
E|------------------------5/7------------------------------------------------|
B|---0-7--0-8-5--0-7--0-8----------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 After four times through, the full band comes in with this chord progression:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|---0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------|

 The lead part ends with this slight variation on the riff:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---0-7--0-8-5--0-7--0-8-7-5------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------7----------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 The guitars then continue to this progression:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-----------------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4---1-4-9---------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2---------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-------|

 The second and third times of that second part are played over by this lead:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6---------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4---------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-11111111111111119-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6---------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4---------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 Play the first half of what's tabbed out there once, and the second half three times. The song then goes back
 into this lead:
E|------------------------5/7------------------------------------------------|
B|---0-7--0-8-5--0-7--0-8----------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 With this ending:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---0-7--0-8-5--0-7--0-8-7-5------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------7----------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 And this rhythm part:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|---0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------|

 With this ending:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4---------4-------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-----1-4---------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2---2-------------|

 Then, slide down into this chord, and hold it until the verse begins:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---4-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 The verse progresses like this:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------------|
D|---4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------------|
A|---2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
            x x x         x x x         x x x         x x x
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---2-2-2---------2-2-2---------2-2-2---------2-2-2-------------------------|
D|---2-2-2---------2-2-2---------2-2-2---------2-2-2-------------------------|
A|---0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
            x x x         x x x         x x x         x x x
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5---------5-5-5---------5-5-5---------5-5-5-------------------------|
A|---5-5-5---------5-5-5---------5-5-5---------5-5-5-------------------------|
E|---3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3------------------|
            x x x         x x x         x x x         x x x
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------------|
A|---4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4---------4-4-4-------------------------|
E|---2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2------------------|
            x x x         x x x         x x x         x x x

 Repeat that verse part once, with this lead part played over it:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-7-7-7-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-5-5-5-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-9-9-9-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-7-7-7-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-4-4-4-----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-2-2-2-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1111111111111111111111111111----------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 Then the song hits the chorus, at around the three-minute mark now, and it goes something like this:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------7-7---------------------7-7-9-9-12-12-------|
D|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-12-12-------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-10-10-------|
E|-----------------------2-2-3-3-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-6-6-7-7-1111--------------------7-7-9-9-111112------|
D|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-6-6-7-7-11117-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-111112------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-4-4-5-5-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-9-9-10------|
E|-----------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---------------------|

 Hold that last G chord of the chorus, and then repeat the second half of the verse, with the lead part. Then,
 return to the chorus; the second is musically identical to the first. Then, around 4:00 the song hits the
 bridge:
E|---2----2----0----3------2----2--------------------------------------------|
B|---3----2----0----0------3----2--------------------------------------------|
G|---2----2----0----0------2----2---------4-4--------------------------------|
D|---0---------2----0------0---------2-2--4-4---5----------------------------|
A|-------------2----2----------------2-2--2-2---5----------------------------|
E|-------------0----3----------------0-0--------3----------------------------|

 Hold the G chord, and this part starts again:
E|------------------------5/7------------------------------------------------|
B|---0-7--0-8-5--0-7--0-8----------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 Backed up by this part:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4-4-4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--------------------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
A|---2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2--7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------|
E|---0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0--5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------------|

 Followed by this one, with the lead still going:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------|
A|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------|

 And this ending to the lead part:
E|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---12----------------------------|
B|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--13----------------------------|
G|---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---12----------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 The song then goes back to one time through the verse. Then comes the dual solo. One guitar does this:
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------12----12-------12----12/14-12---10---10------10--10/12-10------------|
G|---/11----11---11--11----11----------9----9----9--9---9--------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----8---8-------8--8/10-8----7----7------7---8--10------------------------|
G|---7---7----7--7---7--------6----6---6--6---6------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

 While the other does this:
E|------10----10----------10-----10/12-10-----9-----9--------9----9/10--9----|
B|---12----12-----12---12-----12-----------10----10---10--10---10------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-----7----7-------7----7/9--7----6----6-------6-----10--9------------------|
B|---8----8----8--8----8---------7----7----7--7----7-------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|