Spectacular Failure

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[Verse 1]
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I knew a boy way back when
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His name was Bobby, and then
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He asked my daddy if I could go 
dancing
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But he could not make a pass
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Can't tell his elbow from ass
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He was completely inept at romancing


[Chorus]
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Oh, Bobby
                                 B 
Well, it's so painful to watch you
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Well, in a crowd I could spot you
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Oh, Bobby
               B
You'll never nail her
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What a spectacular failure
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[Verse 2]
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He's got a buddy named Jack
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Who likes to take it as fact
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That he and Bobby have all of the 
power
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But don't believe what he says
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'Cause Jack's gone soft in the head
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And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in 
the shower


[Chorus]
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Oh, Bobby
                          B A# A G#
You play out every delusion
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You're better off in seclusion
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Oh, Bobby
                      B
You've never looked paler
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What a spectacular failure
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[Interlude]
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F# (vamp)

[Chorus]
        B A# A G#
Oh, Bobby
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You don't appear to be dying
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Oh, it's like you're not even 
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trying

Oh, Bobby
                      C#
I can't excuse your behavior
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What a spectacular failure
                    F#
What a spectacular failure