Am Em G F
Am Em G F
Am Em G F
Am Em G F


[Verse]
Am          Em
He hated to shower
G                  F
Cause he wanted to smell
Am                   Em
What was left of the girl
     G               F
That stayed at his hotel
Am                  Em
Still the water was warm
         G           F
With the soap in his hand
Am               Em
As he halted the process
        G             F
Just to stare at this man


[Verse]
Am                 Em
In the dark of his room
G               F
Right after his nap
Am                        Em
He buried his face in her pillow
        G                  F
Then he stared down at his lap
Am                Em
A small circle of miracles
G              F
Surrounded his head
Am               Em
That ranged dark blue
        G           F
All the way to dark red


[Chorus]
C                    G
And in honor of this new affair
F
He bought some socks and some underwear
C                 G          F                  C   G   F
He was feelin' so sporty and lookin' brand new
Am              Em        F       G
To cover up his invisible tattoo
Am              Em        F       G   C
To cover up his invisible tattoo


[Verse]
Am             Em
The box on the carpet
G                        F
Matched the lines on his head
Am                 Em
As he was ready to sleep
       G              F
And he turns down the bed
Am              Em
Removes all his clothes now
     G           F
Lays them on the floor
Am              Em
Slips under the covers
   G                    F
He hears her key in the door


[Verse]
Am                   Em
His eyes blink for a minute
G                 F
His lids open and close
Am                      Em
A cool warmth fills the room
   G                      F
He feels her chest on his nose
    Am               Em
His brow brushes her navel
    G                F
His hand follows her hips
Am                    Em
His neck jerks on the pillow
G                      F
Feels the touch of her lips


[Chorus]
C                    G
And in honor of this new affair
F
He bought some socks and some underwear
C                 G          F                  C   G   F
He was feelin' so sporty and lookin' brand new
Am                      Em          F       G
But not as good as this invisible tattoo
Am                      Em          F       G    C
But not as good as this invisible tattoo