Fm
Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool
Bbm
Come on, everybody
       Cm       Bbm
To the boarding school
Fm
Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool
Bbm
Come on, get down
       C
To the boarding school



[Verse 1]
Fm
Let's do drugs

Make love with our teachers
Bbm
Come on, baby, tell me
         Fm
With his tattooed-ass feature
Fm
I'm a fan of pro-ana nation
Bbm                         Fm     F
I do them drugs to stop the f-food cravings
Fm
If you wanna get high with me
           Bbm                        C7
I'm in the back doin' crack, drinkin' p-p-pepsi



[Chorus]
Fm
Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool
Bb
Come on, everybody
       Cm       Bbm
To the boarding school
Fm
Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool
Bbm
Come on, get down
       Cm
To the boarding school



[Verse 2]
Fm
Cheap trailer trash and everyone knows it
        Bbm                     Fm
But she got a great ass and she knows how to show it

With American flags on each little finger
       Bbm
You're crashing on Wall Street
              Fm
While I'm blowing up as a singer




[Verse 3]

If you wanna get that scholarship
Bbm                         Fm
Yale's not a problem, let's solve it

Educated in the language of doin' it
    Bbm                             C7
Get down like your tutor taught you to

And do it



[Chorus]
Fm            F
Everyone from home
          Fm
Says that you're so cool
Bb
Come on, everybody
       C
To the boarding school
Fm
Everyone from town
          F
Says that you're so cool
Bbm
Come on, get down
       Fm       Bb
To the boarding school



[Verse 4]
C7 C Eb

C
If you wanna get that sugar cane
Eb
If you wanna be that pin-up queen
    C        Eb
You can, you can
C7                   C
If you wanna do that south beach swing
Eb
Or go on a groove, vacationing
    C7       C        Eb
You can, you can, you can

C Eb Fm



[Bridge]
Fm
When they said prolific, they weren't kidding
Bbm                           Fm
You thought that I was just a calendar kitten

But now you heard me purring, tiger, you're smitten
Bbm                     C
So let's begin to major in the art of sinnin'



[Chorus]
Fm
Everyone from home

Says that you're so cool
Bbm
Come on, everybody
       C        Bbm
To the boarding school
Fm
Everyone from town

Says that you're so cool
Bbm      Bb
Come on, get down
       C
To the boarding school


[Outro]
Fm        F
Get down, get down