Pinewood Avenue

Mister chambers of chandlers rise
Walks around with a polaroid
Spends his time in charge of others,
Keeps his eye on the student lovers
In his youth he was sergeant james,
Now he's running the crime campaign
Jane the nurse is his obsession
Scouting down in all positions

Mister spencer is kind of strange,
Find him working with help-the-aged
All the children call him grandad
They don't know that he's been had up
Walks his dog by brookland college
Just in case the girls will frolic

There is a body looking out for you
The neighbourhood watch scheme
Of pinewood avenue

Mrs. bird is from easter grove,
She complains and she makes it known
Such a lady of perception
To her neighbours she's just meddling
Seems a fast of good intention
In the name of crime prevention

Bet you know where you are now
Dont you, don't you
Don't you know you're on your own now?

We'll be watching over you....
We'll be watching over you....