War On Drugs

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It was long ago
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seems like a dream
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the day I sucked the air
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from a bottle of whipped cream
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and I got real high
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and things got real slow

and I started talking like this
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whats going on? I don't know
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and then I sold my car
For a greatful dead ticket
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and my dad yelled at me
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and he grounded me
and he said I was a dick It was the 
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worst day of my life
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and ill never forget it
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but the very next day
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I was doing bong hits in the back of
 my friends chevete
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so don't tell me we're winning the 
war on drugs
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cause drugs are like a big old can 
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of Raid and you're all little bugs
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and don't tell me to not get high
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cause im as low as i can get 
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without kissing your ass and blowing
 you at the same time


[CHORUS]
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man don't tell me about love and 
peace
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when one of the Jones' has a hand 
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gun pointing at me
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dont tell me to "Just say no"
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am an addict, I say no to let me go
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whatever happened to sex drugs and 
rock and roll?
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now we just have aids, crack and 
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techno

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so they busted me!

I said I say, fuck them up for 
selling dope
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and i went to jail and I wasn't 
forgiven
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like that little fucker who shot the
 pope and said
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I have the right to remain silent
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but they couldn't explain
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how i didn't exist no I wasnt 
violent
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cause all i ever wanted is the right
 to remain
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and then they questioned me, yeah 
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they asked me

why?
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and I said I don't think I should be
 shot for selling pot
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this is my little way of saying...
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high, and now my record is all 
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fucked up

and im not allowed to vote
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and two times a week they make me 
piss in a cup
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but what i wanna do is piss down 
their throats

[chorus]
G                        D
man don't tell me about love and 
peace
     Em                      C    
when one of the Jones' has a hand 
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gun pointing at me
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dont tell me to just say no
      Em                  C
im an addict, I say no to let me go
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whatever happened to sex drugs and 
rock and roll?
Em               C               
now we just have aids, crack and 
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techno.