Hoochie

B                     F#
You don't wanna go outside
             B                     F#
Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike
                  B                       F#
I got you in the shins and I broke your stride
                     C#
It's cute that you cried
B                       F#
I don't wanna catch my breath
             B                           F#
I only feel alive when you're around my neck
                    B                       F#
I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends
                       C#
They were nothing like me


[Chorus]
     B          F#
And, if, I was you
                  B       F#
I would probably love me too
                         B        F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
                  C#
In the back of my van
     B            F#
And, if, she was cool
                    B      F#
She would probably dig me too
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                      B                 F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
                  C#
I guess they all lose


[Verse]
   B                   F#
I only have to second guess
                 B                   F#
Maybe she's like me but in a better dress
                         B                   F#
You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets
                C#
That you can't touch
   B                      F#
I saw you bought another bass
             B                               F#
I thought I told you that it was a waste of space
                      B                     F#
I know you're gonna start another shit-hot band
              C#
And make me laugh


[Chorus]
     B          F#
And, if, I was you
                 B        F#
I would probably love me too
                         B       F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
                  C#
In the back of my van
     B           F#
And, if, she was cool
                   B      F#
She would probably dig me too
                      B                F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
                  C#
I guess they all lose

     B         F#
And, if, I was you
                  B      F#
I would probably love me too
                         B       F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
                  C#
In the back of my van
     B            F#
And, if, she was cool
                   B      F#
She would probably dig me too
                     B                 F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
                  C#
I guess they all lose
B