If I Was A Beer

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[Verse 1]
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If I was a beer
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I'd be cold, cold, cold
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After what you'd done, the way you shook  me up
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Boy, I'd explode
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I'd have eleven good friends by my side
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Waiting their turn on a Friday night
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Ready to mess you up
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But honey, you're in luck


[Chorus]
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'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
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I'm a slow, sweet pour
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I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
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Like a thirty from the grocery store
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So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
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All I gotta say is cheers
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You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
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'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here
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If I was a beer
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Mmm, yeah


[Verse 2]
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Baby, over the years
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I'm only gonna get better with age
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And when you're sick of Milwaukee, you're gonna want me
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'Cause you can't forget the taste
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You're gonna want me on your lips, wanna hold me in your hands
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Gonna want a second sip but you ain't gon' get the chance
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'Cause I'll be making someone crazy on some love drunk
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Maybe out in Cali, maybe out in France


[Chorus]
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'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
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I'm a slow, sweet pour
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I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
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Like a thirty from the grocery store
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So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
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All I gotta say is cheers
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You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
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'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here


[Bridge]
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If I was a beer
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I'd be cheaper, probably wind up tossed out
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Roadside in the country
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If I was a beer I'd be weaker
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You'd just get what you wanted from me
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And you'd crush me, but you can't crush me


[Chorus]
              A          A7
'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine
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I'm a slow, sweet pour
     F#m                         D
I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter
         A               E
Like a thirty from the grocery store
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So baby, goodbye-bye-bye
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All I gotta say is cheers
            F#m                           D
You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR
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'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here
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If I was a beer