Two Week Notice

E
I think that being in love with me 
felt like a job to you,
A
not something you really wanted but 
just something you had to do,
       C#m
so you complete your tasks, you do 
your chores, take out the trash and 
sweep the floors,
A                            
and a job well done is kind of 
              B
fulfilling, but nothing feels as 
good as going home

[Pre-Chorus]
E
And you gave me a two-week notice, 
even if you didn’t say it 
explicitly,
A
you gave me a two-week warning, you 
didn’t have to tell me - I knew that
 you would leave,
C#m
for better hours or better pay, 
better management at a better place,
A
and if retail has taught me 
anything, if people wanna go, you 
should let them go

[Chorus]
E
Nobody can replace you, but I’m 
gonna try to,
A
a silent resignation, God - that’s 
just like you,
       C#m
you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, 
doing just what you gotta do to get 
by,
                     A          
and if you wanted to freelance I 
                          B        
don’t know why you ever applied to 
            E
a 9 to 5

[Verse 2]
E
And so I took bereavement, when your
 love for me died,
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A
I was never any good at loss 
prevention, I couldn’t keep you if I
 tried,
     C#m
I’m overworked and underpaid, and 
you used me to boost your resume,
A                        B
so it’s probably for the better if I
 lock up alone

[Pre-Chorus]
E
And you gave me a two-week notice, 
even if you didn’t say it 
explicitly,
A
you gave me a two-week warning, you 
didn’t have to tell me - I knew that
 you would leave,
C#m
for better hours or better pay, 
better management at a better place,
A
and if retail has taught me 
anything, if people wanna go, you 
should let them go

[Chorus]
E
Nobody can replace you, but I’m 
gonna try to,
A
a silent resignation, God - that’s 
just like you,
       C#m
you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, 
doing just what you gotta do to get 
by,
                     A          
and if you wanted to freelance I 
                          B
don’t know why you ever applied to a
 9 to 5

[Link]
E
to a 9-5

[Bridge]
C#m
I don’t need to know
B
why you wanted to go,
A
just that you didn’t want to
F#7
stay,
A
but it’s okay
B
Because
E
you gave me a two-week notice,
A
you gave me a two-week notice,
C#m
you gave me a two-week notice,
A                         B
you gave me, you gave me, you gave 
me...

[Chorus]
E
Nobody can replace you, but I’m 
gonna try to,
A
a silent resignation, God - that’s 
just like you,
       C#m
you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, 
doing just what you gotta do to get 
by,
                     A          
and if you wanted to freelance I 
                          B        
don’t know why you ever applied to 
          E
a 9 to 5
A            C#m        B        
to a 9 to 5, to a 9 to 5, hmmmmm
A        E