Nothing Worth Loving Isnt Askew

        Em7              F    C
You are red and blue and green,
       Dm     Am          
living like a living computer 
Bb     F
glitch.
          Em7          F    C
You could change to anything.
        Dm    Am             Bb  
All you gotta do is just hit the 
    F
switch.
        Em7                F   C
You are muscle, flesh, and bone,
       Dm     Am          Bb  F
Living in the land of automobiles.
       Em7            F    C
If you ever lose your shoes,
        Dm    Am                
All you gotta do is just click 
Bb  F
your heels.

[Instrumental]
Am G B C F Am G

[Chorus]
B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       
Look at the scars all over the 
G      B C
Sphinx.
C  F   C    Dm7  Am   Bb  F
Do you know that when you blink
     Em  F     C     Dm7 Am  Bb 
each eye winks slightly  out of 
F  Am G B C F Am G
sync?

B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
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B    C         F      Am       
Look at the scars all over the 
G
Sphinx.
Am       Dm                  Em
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
     F                   G
Everybody’s built like a quilt.

[Verse]
         Em7             F    C
Have you heard the awful truth?
      Dm   Am           Bb  F
Cursed asymmetricals go to hell.
       Em7            F     C
If you trip and lose a tooth,
          Dm        Am             
You gotta knock the other side out 
Bb F
as well.
           Em7                 F  C
Gouge both eyes out and you’ll see
      Dm      Am             
Empty sockets everywhere: self 
  Bb F
abyss.
          Em7          F  C
Fill them up with mercury
        Dm    Am              Bb 
So that I can see myself when we 
F
kiss.

[Instrumental]
Am G B C F Am G

[Chorus/bridge]

B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       
Look at the scars all over the 
G
Sphinx.
Am       Dm                  Em
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
     F                   G
Everybody’s built like a quilt.
             Dm                
Trees in the forest fall to the 
 Em
side.
     F                       G
Everybody’s got something to hide,
                     Dm
except for me and my suitcase
        Em
full of imperfections.
F                G
If the court has no objections…

[Instrumental]
F Am G B C (x3)
F Am G

[Chorus]
B  C       F   Am       G
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
B    C         F      Am       
Look at the scars all over the 
G
Sphinx.
B C     F      Am         G
I am lopsided, and so are you.
B C           F      Am     G   B C
Nothing worth loving isn’t askew.