Eb [Verse 1] Eb Ab Bb Bb7 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water F7 Bb Eb Ab Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey G7 Cm Bb Eb You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be G7 Cm Fm7 Bb But no one's that lucky, so listen to me [Chorus] Eb F7 Ab7 Cm7 When life is not so nice, remember this advice: Adim Ab G Cm Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear B Bb Eb And you'll smell like a cookie all day F7 B Bb Eb Bb Eb Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day [Verse 2] Eb Ab Bb Bb7 I used to feel like my world was a bucket of sorrow; F7 Bb Eb Ab A mountain of sadness, a miserable wilted bouquet G7 Cm Bb Eb A big rotten pumpkin, I wished I were dead G7 Cm Fm7 Bb And I'd almost jumped when it popped in my head [Chorus] Eb F7 Ab7 Cm7 The key to happiness is merely only this: Adim Ab G Cm Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear B Bb Eb And you'll smell like a cookie all day F7 B Bb Eb Bb Eb Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day [Verse 3] Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm (x2) Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm F We wander aimlessly for God knows how many miles and then we die Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm Bb So very clueless to the truth, so very blind, unsatisfied Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm B If only the human race would wake the hell up and finally understand Cm Gm Ab Eb Exactly what it needs to do to meet the spirit's silent demand [Verse 4] Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm (x2) Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm F They say it's human nature, wars will be fought and innocents will be killed Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm Bb And every soul we lose is yet another mission unfulfilled Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm B Meanwhile it seems like I'm the only living person who knows Cm Gm Ab Eb Exactly how the story goes, the answer's right in front of our nose [Chorus] Eb F7 Ab7 Cm7 My friend, humanity, stop this insanity Adim Ab G Cm Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear B Bb Eb And you'll smell like a cookie all day F7 B Bb Eb Bb Eb Yes, you'll smell like a cookie all day [Instrumental] Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm (x3) F Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm Bb Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm B Cm Gm Ab Ab7 Eb Eb Ab Gm Cm Ab Gm (x6)