Intro:
GmA#CEmD#DGmA#CEmD#D
Verse 1:
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Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
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when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
D#DGmF7
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
A#ADD#7
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
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And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
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But before it could make it back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
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And took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
A#ADD#7
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Chorus 1:
A#D7GmF7
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A#D7GmF7
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A#D7EmD#
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
CmDD#F
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Verse 2:
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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
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And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
D#DGmF7
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
A#ADD#7
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
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Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
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Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
D#DGmF7
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
A#ADD#7
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Chorus 2:
A#D7GmF7
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A#D7GmF7
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A#D7EmD#
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
CmDD#F
This is the Ultimate Showdown.....
Bridge:
A#FGmF#
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
D#FF#G#
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones
A#FGmF#
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
D#FF#G#
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Verse 3:
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Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
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Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
D#DGmF7
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
A#ADD#7
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
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All came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
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It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe
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The fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually
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The champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Chorus 3/Outro:
A#D7GmF7
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A#D7GmF7
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A#D7EmD#
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
CmDD#F
This is the Ultimate Showdown....
CmDD#F
This is the Ultimate Showdown....
CmDD#F
This is the Ultimate Showdown..........of Ultimate Destiny