Gm               A#       C
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Em                D#      D
Tokyo City like a big playground
     Gm                  A#         C
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    Em                  D#      D
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Verse B
   D#                   D
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    Gm                  F7
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
       A#                  A
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
     D                  D#7
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

Chorus
A#          D7         Gm        F7
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A#             D7            Gm        F7
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A#       D7          Em             D#
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Cm          D        D#          F
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Bridge
A#                    F
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Gm                      F#
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
      D#                         F
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
F#                 G#
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
         A#                  F
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
   Gm                  F#
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    D#                    F
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
       F#                          G#
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

E|------------------------------------------------------|


 Verse A  Old Godzilla was hopping around
          Tokyo City like a big playground
          when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
          and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
 Verse B  Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
          but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
          who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
          when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

 Verse A  and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
          then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
          but before it could make it back to the Batcave
          Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
 Verse B  and took an AK47 out from under his hat
          and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
          but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
          because Optimus Prime came to save the day

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 Verse A  Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
          like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
          and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
          but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
 Verse B  and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
          when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
          but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
          Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

 Verse A  then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
          and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
          'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
          and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
 Verse B  then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
          while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
          onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
          then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 Bridge   angels sang out in immaculate chorus
          down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
          who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
          into the crotch of Indiana Jones
          who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
          as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
          but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
          and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

 Verse A  then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
          "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
          Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
          Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
 Verse B  Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
          Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
          Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
          Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
 Verse B  all came out of no where lightning fast
          and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
          it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
          with civilians looking on in total awe

 Verse B  and the battle raged on for a century
          many lives were claimed, but eventually
          the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
          Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate Showdown...
          this is the Ultimate Showdown...
          this is the Ultimate Showdown...
          of Ultimate Destiny