Ultimate Showdown

Gm               A#       C
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Em                D#      D
Tokyo City like a big playground
     Gm                  A#       
when suddenly Batman burst from 
  C
the shade
    Em                  D#      D
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Verse B
   D#                   D
Godzilla got pissed and began to 
attack
    Gm                  F7
but didn't expect to be blocked by 
Shaq
       A#                  A
who proceeded to open up a can of 
Shaq Fu
     D                  D#7
when Aaron Carter came out of the 
blue

Chorus
A#          D7         Gm        
this is the Ultimate Showdown of 
F7
Ultimate Destiny
A#             D7            Gm 
good guys, bad guys, and 
       F7
explosions as far as the eye can see
A#       D7          Em         
and only one will survive, I 
    D#
wonder who it will be
Cm          D        D#          
this is the Ultimate Showdown of 
F
Ultimate Destiny

Bridge
A#                    F
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Gm                      F#
down from the heavens descended 
Chuck Norris
      D#                        
who delivered a kick which could 
 F
shatter bones
F#                 G#
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
         A#                 
who fell over on the ground, 
 F
writhing in pain
   Gm                  F#
as Batman changed back into Bruce 
Wayne
    D#                    F
but Chuck saw through his clever 
disguise
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       F#                      
and he crushed Batman's head in 
    G#
between his thighs

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 Verse A  Old Godzilla was hopping 
around
          Tokyo City like a big 
playground
          when suddenly Batman burst
 from the shade
          and hit Godzilla with a 
Batgrenade
 Verse B  Godzilla got pissed and 
began to attack
          but didn't expect to be 
blocked by Shaq
          who proceeded to open up a
 can of Shaq Fu
          when Aaron Carter came out
 of the blue

 Verse A  and he started beating up 
Shaquille O'Neal
          then they both got 
flattened by the Batmobile
          but before it could make 
it back to the Batcave
          Abraham Lincoln popped out
 of his grave
 Verse B  and took an AK47 out from 
under his hat
          and blew Batman away with 
a rat-a-tat-tat
          but he ran out of bullets 
and he ran away
          because Optimus Prime came
 to save the day

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate 
Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and 
explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive,
 I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate 
Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 Verse A  Godzilla took a bite out 
of Optimus Prime
          like Scruff McGruff took a
 bite out of crime
          and then Shaq came back 
covered in a tire track
          but Jackie Chan jumped out
 and landed on his back
 Verse B  and Batman was injured, 
and trying to get steady
          when Abraham Lincoln came 
back with a machete
          but suddenly something 
caught his leg and he tripped
          Indiana Jones took him out
 with his whip

 Verse A  then he saw Godzilla 
sneaking up from behind
          and he reached for his gun
 which he just couldn't find
          'cause Batman stole it and
 he shot and he missed
          and Jackie Chan deflected 
it with his fist
 Verse B  then he jumped in the air 
and did a summersault
          while Abraham Lincoln 
tried to pole vault
          onto Optimus Prime, but 
they collided in the air
          then they both got hit by 
a Care Bear Stare

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate 
Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and 
explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive,
 I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate 
Showdown...

 Bridge   angels sang out in 
immaculate chorus
          down from the heavens 
descended Chuck Norris
          who delivered a kick which
 could shatter bones
          into the crotch of Indiana
 Jones
          who fell over on the 
ground, writhing in pain
          as Batman changed back 
into Bruce Wayne
          but Chuck saw through his 
clever disguise
          and he crushed Batman's 
head inbetween his thighs

 Verse A  then Gandalf the Grey and 
Gandalf the White and
          "Monty Python and the Holy
 Grail"'s Black Knight and
          Benito Mussolini and The 
Blue Meanie and
          Cowboy Curtis and Jambi 
the Genie
 Verse B  Robocop, the Terminator, 
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
          Lo Pan, Superman, every 
single Power Ranger
          Bill S. Preston and 
Theodore Logan,
          Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, 
and Hulk Hogan
 Verse B  all came out of no where 
lightning fast
          and they kicked Chuck 
Norris in his cowboy ass
          it was the bloodiest 
battle the world ever saw
          with civilians looking on 
in total awe

 Verse B  and the battle raged on 
for a century
          many lives were claimed, 
but eventually
          the champion stood, the 
rest saw their better:
          Mr. Rogers in a 
bloodstained sweater

 Chorus   this is the Ultimate 
Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
          good guys, bad guys, and 
explosions as far as the eye can see
          and only one will survive,
 I wonder who it will be
          this is the Ultimate 
Showdown...
          this is the Ultimate 
Showdown...
          this is the Ultimate 
Showdown...
          of Ultimate Destiny