Being Around

G   G   C9  C9  G   Em  Dsus Dsus 
E|----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---
B|----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---
G|----0---0---0---0---0---0---2---
D|----0---0---2---2---0---2---0---
A|----2---2---3---3---2---2-------
E|----3---3-----------3---0-------
  C9  Dsus C9  Asus  Em  C9  
E|-3----3---3----3---3-----3---3---
B|-3----3---3----3---3-----3---3---
G|-2----0---2----0---2-----0---0---
D|-0----2---0----0---2-----2---2---
A|------3--------2---0-----2---3---
E|---------------3---------0-------
  Dsus
E|3-----| 
B|3-----| 
G|2-----| 
D|0-----| 
A|------| 
E|------| 

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(Also, hit the bass note BEFOD  
strumming each (and every) chord.
It gives it that folky feel.)

[Verse]
G               G       C9       
If I was in the fridge,  would you 
 C9
open the door?
G               Em     Dsus     
If I was the grass, would you mow 
Dsus
your lawn?
G              G        C9       
If I was your body, would you still 
C9
wear clothes?
G              Em      Dsus      
If I was a booger, would you blow
  Dsus
 your nose?
C9                 Dsus
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
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         C9              Asus 
I'm just tryin to give myself a 
    Em  C9    Dsus   G
reason, for being around.
G                 G              
If I was the front porch swing 
        C9         C9
would you let me hang?
G                    Em          
If I was the dance floor would 
   Dsus          Dsus
you shake your thing?
G              G                  
If I was a rubber check would you 
 C9          C9
let me bounce
G       Em               
Up and down inside your bank 
Dsus        Dsus
account?
         C9               Dsus
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
         C9           Asus    Em 
I'm just tryin really hard to 
       C9        Dsus   G
make you, notice me being around.

(Musical Interlude, no solo, just 
strum the G chord hard a few times 
with a
strange rhythm)

G          G                 C9 
If I was a haircut would you 
         C9
wear a hat?
G          Em            Dsus   
If I was a maid, could I clean 
      Dsus
your flat?
G          G                 C9 
If I was the carpet would ya 
         C9
wipe your feet,
G          Em           Dsus    
In time to save me from mud off 
     Dsus
the street?
       C9              Dsus       
If you like me, if you love me, 
            C9               Asus
why don't you get down on your knees
    Em
and scrub me?
             Asus     Asus   C9
I'm a little grubby
    Dsus     G
From being around.