Congratulations Sex

G     320033
D     xx0232
Em    022000
C     x32010
Bm    x24432
G/B   xx2003


Intro: Drumbeats
G  C   x2


Verse 1:
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex
G              C
  Any aging mascot
would place that bet
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex


Refrain 1:
C
  Aged love sleeps
     G
heavily I've grown
D                   C
unaware of your beauty
Though nothing
              G
about you has changed
      D
It is me who is deranged
C
  I hated not
               G
knowing what I knew
        D           C
I'm not dead in the tomb
                         G
just lifeless enough to stay
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     D
just lifeless enough to stay


Chorus 1:
D          G/B
  Tired of tragedies
      Bm
being trumped
D          G/B
  Tired of romance
      D
being sung
C
Tired of the
           G   D
past being hung
       C
like a cinder block
          G
around my neck
Covering my
heart up


Verse 2:
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex
G
  I don't believe that
              C
you're reading
Finnegan's Wake
G                 C
  No more congratulations sex


Refrain 2:
C
  Every apology that
    G          D
you make you expect
             C
me to reciprocate
Step into the
            G
sinking sandpit
         D
start to feel
           C
the dull panic
They are patient
  G
sadistic
  D      C
onlookers You are
the crashing plane
G            D
  of figure skaters


Chorus 2:
D          G/B
  Tired of tragedies
      Bm
being trumped
D          G/B
  Tired of romance
      D
being sung
D
Tired of the
G/B        Bm
past being hung
       D
like a cinder block
 G/B          Bm
around my neck
         Em D     C
Covering my heart up
Em D     C
my heart up
Em D     C
my heart up
Em D     G C G C G C G C
my heart up