YA Moskvu lyublyu ne ochen'
Kak lyuboy provintsial
Dazhe Krasnuyu ya ploshchad'
Nikogda ne tseloval

Vse dobro stolovoy lozhkoy
Pod sebya grebet ne glyadya
I vedut velodorozhki
Nepremenno v park Zaryad'ye

Park Kul'tury I progulok
Nu, a vypit' ne s kem, blyat'
Ne naydesh' tut zakoulok
I prikhodit'sya gulyat'

Gde, skazhite, Ermitazh?
(U menya kul'turnyy stazh)
Gde zhe Pushkin v kitele?
(Pomerit' ne khotite li?)
Ne "Allo" nam vash "Garazh"
(Allo, garazh!)
Vsya kul'tura — v Pitere!

Lenki khodyat, da Natashki
Ne moskvichki korennyye
Slomany pyatietazhki
V mode zdaniya inyye

Gde nayti priyut okurku
Ne otvetit dazhe yasen'
YA bazaryu za kul'turku
I rasklad, pokhodu, yasen

Gde, skazhite, Ermitazh?
(U menya kul'turnyy stazh)
Gde zhe Pushkin v kitele?
(Pomerit' ne khotite li?)
Ne "Allo" nam vash "Garazh"
(Allo, garazh!)
Vsya kul'tura — v Pitere!

Zhizn' v stolitse ne tupaya
Ostraya, kak sup kharcho
No dokhuya v Moskve vay-faya
No ne khochu byt' moskvichom

Chtob po krugu v elektrichke
Mchat', kak belka v kolese
Napisal stranichke lichnoy
Kak zhe zayebali vse!

Gde, skazhite, Ermitazh?
Gde zhe Pushkin v kitele?
Ne "Allo" nam vash "Garazh"
Vsya kul'tura — v Pitere!
Gde, skazhite, Ermitazh?
(U menya kul'turnyy stazh)
Gde zhe Pushkin v kitele?
(Pomeryat' ne khotite li?)
Ne "Allo" nam vash "Garazh"
(Allo, garazh!)
Vsya kul'tura — v Pitere!