F

F
Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine
F                                       Eb              F
Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream

F                                              Eb              F
Ready to please, free from disease, she's waiting on her knees
F                                         E           F
It's not a sin, titanium skin, just take her for a spin

F
Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine
F                                       Eb               F
Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream

F                                            Eb             F
Nice piece of kit, electronic clit, just sit down for a fit
F                                            Eb
Ready to trip, a guaranteed hit, she's all you ever wished

Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes
Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Db                Eb                           Bb
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Db               Eb               F      Eb   Bb
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Bb
She's ready to...

F
Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine
F                                       Eb              F
Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream

Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes
Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Db                Eb                           Bb
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Db               Eb               F      Eb   Bb
Black velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Bb
She's ready to...

Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes
Db                Eb                           F
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Db                Eb                           Bb
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens (oooh yeah yeah)
Db               Eb               F      Eb   Bb
Black velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Bb
She's ready to...

F
Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine
F                                       Eb              F
Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream

F
Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine
F                                       Eb               Bb     F
Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream