Two By Four

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[Verse 1]
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I took you riding in my motor car
You promised me we wouldn’t go too 
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far
I tried to show you how a lover 
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feels
But I wound up with blisters on both
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 heels

[Chorus]
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Two by four
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You’re just a two-by-four lover
You didn’t mean a thing you said at 
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all
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Do I detect a tear?
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I've cried a river, dear.
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I might as well just lay right down
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 and ball.
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Have yourself a ball

[Solo]
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[Verse 2]
I hired a preacher and bought a 
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wedding ring
You promised me you’d give me 
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everything
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I got as mixed up as a kid can be
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You married someone instead of me


[Chorus]
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Oh, Two by four
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You’re just a two-by-four lover
You didn’t mean a thing you said at 
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all
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Do I detect a tear?
     D
I've cried a river, dear.
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I might as well just lay right down
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 and ball.
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Have yourself a ball