Highly Illogical

C        G                   B
From far beyond the galaxies I've 
journeyed
F       G
to this place

C        G                     B
To study the behavior patterns 
      F
of the human
 G
 race

And I find them highly illogical

C F C F

C          F   C         F
Girl meets boy they fall in love
C             F           C
She says he's everything she's 
            F
dreamed of
C                         G
But when they get married before 
he's aware
B                      F
She changes his habits the way he 
combs his hair
G                          C
She changes him to someone he's 
never been
B                       F        
And then complains he's not like 
      G
other men
C         F            C
Now really I find this most 
            F
illogical
C        F       C       F
Take the case of your automobiles
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C        F           C
Greatest invention since man 
discovered
F
wheels
C                  
Hydromatic overdrive 
   G
four-on-the-floor
B                  F
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
G                           C
Double barreled carborators rush you
 anyplace
B                        F       
But you never can find a parking 
G
space
C  F  C  F
Highly illogical
C        F       C      F
Take the case of modern man
C                F            C 
He works all his life gives it 
         F
all he can
C                   G
Saves all his money works overtime
B                   F
Pinches every penny banks every dime
G                          C
All he can think about is money but 
you know
B
That he can't take it with him where
 he's
 F        G
 going to go
C      F        C        F
Now I find that fascinatingly 
illogical
C               G               
Now is the time to journey home to 
B
tell of
F          G
 what I've learned
C         G         B           
My people I believe have every 
      F
right to be
  G
 concerned
C               F            C
For in spite of computers and 
advanced
  F
 psychology
B                           
Behavior patterns are still a 
  F
mystery
C                       G
I predict the future of this earthly
 human race
B                                 
Is that having made a mess of 
   F
Earth They'll
           G
 move to outer space
C       F       C         F
Well there goes the neighborhood
C     F   C    F     C     F  
Totally, completely, 
   C    F
absolutely, irrevocably,
C   F    C     F    G
 highly illogical