Midwest Diva

Do-do-do-do-do-don't

Don't you threaten the lady with the cheese plate
I got """"" here to prove that I'm really great
I'm not sharing my lady cuisine, 'cos my lady cuisine makes the boys all scream.
Got my money real tight, as a cinnamon roll
And my J-Lo booty bouncin' low real low
If Shania was here she'd say lets go girls, so lets go girls.
Get yourself a babysitter

Not from the East, Not from the West
Girls from the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of lip gloss, wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva.

Fo Sho like a money machine, I'll see you girl in the go o
Tappin' into my lady looks, girl you should know-ow
You got no chance for some hottie romance, 'cos this seats taken!
Move on baby 'cos now I'm chief of the sizzling veggie bacon.

I stole kisses from your momma at the barbers shop (wha?)
I stole kisses from your poppa at the soccer shop (Poppa No!)
The girl with a comb and a glamorous touch
Always looking good but you never can trust
a Midwest Midwest Midwest Diva Diva Diva
a Midwest Midwest Midwest Diva Diva Diva

Not from the East, Not from the West
Girls from the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of 'fashion', wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva.

I know you wanna be tight, but not as tight as my chains.
Would you stop answering your phone, so you can stop ranting my brains
Take me on a ride, a ride down to the mall
Take me to in mall so I can try on pretty things

Cos I dance like a diva, yeah yeah
And I spend like a diva, yeah yeah
And I look like a diva, yeah yeah
And I sing like a diva, yeah yeah
Amd I take like a diva, yeah yeah
I must be a diva

Not from the East, Not from the West
Girls from the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of perfume, wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva,
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva.

I-O-W-A Ladys in the back say "hey hey hey"