(everyone to the bar!)

dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am,
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am,
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am
im not rich, im not george, im cheese!

civilized, untill the keg runs dry,
and hes tryed to drink from 9 to 5,
and live from 5 to 9,
always drunk and goin' crazy,
always drunk goin' crazy you better believe it!

dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
not rich, not george, im cheese

chesterfield, where the kegs never dry
its always filled, have another beer or two,
yeah have another beer or two,
He'll show you his cheese tattoo.
Always drunk and going crazy,
You'd better believe it.

dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
dont call me rich,
dont call me george,
just call me cheese thats who i am!
Not Richard Allen George, I'm Cheeze!

(Aye, aye, aye, aye!
Sinco-de-Mustache!
The kids that are hip,
they grow hair on their lip.
They don't have a razor,
they don't give a shit.
They grow, and grow, and grow...
So let your mustache show!
Oh! Yea!)