I'm drowning in a sea of essays Family dinners feel like doomsday Mom's asking: What's your plan, dear? I said: To not have a breakdown here Dad's got the TV too damn loud I'm screaming inside, but I'm so proud To be the mess they all despise But at least my eyeliner's applied I'm scrolling through our old texts again Is heartbreak retro, or is it just pain? My prof says: Focus, but I'm off track Who knew I'd miss the guy who stole my Mac? I'm falling apart, but I'm looking divine Crying in the shower, it's my sparkling time Wearing ripped jeans, both in fabric and soul But I'm a fabulous wreck, don't you know? My roommate's straight and a walking cliché Won't stop asking: Do you think I'm gay? I'm tempted to lie, but I say: Dude, no (But if you were, that beard's gotta go) Exams are coming, I'm so unprepared If GPA drops, will anyone care? Probably not, but let's be real I'll TikTok my panic for that mass appeal I keep dreaming of our last goodbye You said: It's not you, but that was a lie Now I'm here, stuck in this campus hell But hey, at least I'm doing swell I'm falling apart, but I'm looking divine Crying in the shower, it's my sparkling time Wearing ripped jeans, both in fabric and soul But I'm a fabulous wreck, don't you know? It's tragic, it's magic, this chaos I'm in I fake it, I make it, and call it a win My playlist's emo, my coffee's iced Still texting my ex at 3AM, twice Family hates my major, I hate their dog My heart's in pieces, my brain's a fog But I'll scream-sing this song in my car tonight Because falling apart never felt so right I'm falling apart, but I'm looking divine Crying in the shower, it's my sparkling time Wearing ripped jeans, both in fabric and soul But I'm a fabulous wreck, don't you know? So here's to the gays, the mess, and the tears We'll slay through heartbreak, face all our fears Life's a dumpster fire, but hey, that's okay I'm still the main character, every day